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  1. Woah. RIP funniest communist leader.

    Woah. RIP funniest communist leader.

  2. PEOPLE ARE AWESOME (DON’S VERSION)

    This video ARE AWESOME too. (also via stellar.io/ksmith)

  3. thedailywhat:

    Early Bird Special: A Pakistani man rollerblades behind an unmanned motorcycle likes its just another mode of transportation.

    [arbroath.]

  4. Most anticipated film ever, or merely most unlikely cast list ever? Sacha Baron Cohen, Megan Fox, Anna Faris, John C Reilly, Ben Kingsley, and Aasif Mandvi, in The Dictator. (via stellar.io/interesting)

  5. Condescending Literary Pun Dog is my favourite meme this year. Condescending Literary Pun Dog is my favourite meme this year.
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    Condescending Literary Pun Dog is my favourite meme this year.

  6. I’m too lazy to look this up, but I also want to know if US GDP growth figures factor in inflation. I’m too lazy to look this up, but I also want to know if US GDP growth figures factor in inflation.
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    I’m too lazy to look this up, but I also want to know if US GDP growth figures factor in inflation.

    (Source: mattmeetstheinternet, via cheatsheet)

  7. (Source: ashhole321, via davereed)

  8. davereed:

burbanked:

MEMO FROM GEORGE LUCAS RE: HOW TO FIX THIS SCENE IN FUTURE RELEASE REVISIONS:
Move the guy closer so that Luke actually looks like he’s kicking him. C’MON PEOPLE. OUTSIDE THE BOX HERE.
Make Luke’s foot bigger. And, the guy explodes.
Change the guy into an elaborately detailed space-lemur thingy.
When the guy flings his blaster into the air, it hits the other guy in the head. SOUND EFFECTS TEAM: find me a comical sound effect for this, like BA-GINK or DO-BOING. Something.
Luke kicking him in the face is kind of cruel here, isn’t it? He’s not that guy. Let’s insert a close-up of fly-by Boba Fett shooting at the guy. This will explain how he’s propelled backward and we can show Luke shaking his head sadly or something.
What if one of these guys farts? Might lighten it up a bit, right?
Replace Luke with Hayden Christensen and add in time-travel subplot.

This is brilliant

    davereed:

    burbanked:

    MEMO FROM GEORGE LUCAS RE: HOW TO FIX THIS SCENE IN FUTURE RELEASE REVISIONS:

    • Move the guy closer so that Luke actually looks like he’s kicking him. C’MON PEOPLE. OUTSIDE THE BOX HERE.
    • Make Luke’s foot bigger. And, the guy explodes.
    • Change the guy into an elaborately detailed space-lemur thingy.
    • When the guy flings his blaster into the air, it hits the other guy in the head. SOUND EFFECTS TEAM: find me a comical sound effect for this, like BA-GINK or DO-BOING. Something.
    • Luke kicking him in the face is kind of cruel here, isn’t it? He’s not that guy. Let’s insert a close-up of fly-by Boba Fett shooting at the guy. This will explain how he’s propelled backward and we can show Luke shaking his head sadly or something.
    • What if one of these guys farts? Might lighten it up a bit, right?
    • Replace Luke with Hayden Christensen and add in time-travel subplot.

    This is brilliant

    (Source: absolutefucker)

  9. http://www.rickperry.com/

    http://www.rickperry.com/ redirects to http://www.ronpaul2012.com/! Ron Paul FTW. I cannot understand why Paul is polling at 8%. If you wanted a conservative in the White House, surely you’d like one like Ron Paul?