davereed:

burbanked:

MEMO FROM GEORGE LUCAS RE: HOW TO FIX THIS SCENE IN FUTURE RELEASE REVISIONS:

• Move the guy closer so that Luke actually looks like he’s kicking him. C’MON PEOPLE. OUTSIDE THE BOX HERE.
• Make Luke’s foot bigger. And, the guy explodes.
• Change the guy into an elaborately detailed space-lemur thingy.
• When the guy flings his blaster into the air, it hits the other guy in the head. SOUND EFFECTS TEAM: find me a comical sound effect for this, like BA-GINK or DO-BOING. Something.
• Luke kicking him in the face is kind of cruel here, isn’t it? He’s not that guy. Let’s insert a close-up of fly-by Boba Fett shooting at the guy. This will explain how he’s propelled backward and we can show Luke shaking his head sadly or something.
• What if one of these guys farts? Might lighten it up a bit, right?
• Replace Luke with Hayden Christensen and add in time-travel subplot.

This is brilliant

(Source: absolutefucker)